Your Cat’s Stars

Will puss find true love? Perhaps an abundance of mice lies ahead. Our celebrity astrologer, Marlene Marshall, will tell you what the planets have in store for your kitty. Be sure to check in for her monthly horoscope forecasts.

Marlene Marshall is one of New Zealand’s leading clairvoyants and lifelong cat lover. A regular contributor to women’s magazines, Marlene currently writes
for New Idea.

What's Happening This Month

Virgo Cats

Virgo cats like their human counterparts, are notoriously fussy and fastidious, (these are the ones that always seem to be cleaning). They are modest and quietly charming. Virgo's may not be overly demonstrative, but they are loyal to the end (these cats seldom wander). They like everything in its place and routine, (better not alter dinner time). Like human Virgos they aren't to keen too change and once you have found their favourite cat food, better stick with it or you're in for some sharp criticism. (Think a cat cant criticize – you'll find out if you don't come up to a Virgo cats standard, believe me). These cats are very discerning and don't like just anybody, (be flattered).

Feline Star Signs

Leo Cats Jul 24 - Aug 23

Born in the sign of the real big pussycat, Leo cats know their place in the world – at the top. Often, even plain old moggies born in Leo will have a bit of a mane. They make ideal show cats, (like human cats, they have a strong exhibitionistic streak and believe admiration is only their due). They will purr like a pussycat when pampered and roar like a lion when their pride is offended. Leo pussies will love you fiercely with all of their big generous hearts, but in their minds, the position is clear – you are the staff. Don't insult these guys with budget kitty catering – only the best will do.

Virgo Cats Aug 24 - Sep 23

Virgo cats, like their human counterparts, are notoriously fussy and fastidious, (these are the ones that always seem to be cleaning). They are modest and quietly charming. Virgos may not be overly demonstrative, but they are loyal to the end (these cats seldom wander). They like everything in its place and routine, (better not alter dinner time). Like human Virgos, they aren't too keen to change, and once you have found their favourite cat food, you'd better stick with it or you're in for some sharp criticism. (Think a cat can't criticize? You'll find out if you don't come up to a Virgo cat's standard, believe me). These cats are very discerning and don't like just anybody (be flattered).

Libra Cats Sep 24 - Oct 23

Libran cats are the pretty pussies of the Zodiac. Usually, these cats are the kind that have to be combed, preened and pampered – all in a day's work for a Libran. You'll find they're very sociable and are prepared to like just about anybody who appreciates their beauty and friendliness. Usually soft and affectionate, Libran cats (like Librans in general) make excellent companions. Their good taste is legendary.

Scorpio Cats Oct 24 - Nov 22

Sensual, sensitive, psychic and sometimes psycho, Scorpio cats are never boring. These are the cats with hypnotic eyes and kitty magnetism. Scorpio cats don't do anything half-heartedly and they will love you intensely (or hate you intensely). Often one-person pussies, Scorpions can be possessive in the extreme. These guys also have a strong preference for seafood.

Sagittarius Cats Nov 23 - Dec 22

Sagittarian cats are the adventurous, fun loving kitty-cats of the zodiac. Active and outdoors loving, they are often risk takers (9 lives plus!). Archer cats make great hunters too – the kind that generously present their owners with the odd dead rodent or two. Lovably lazy as well, they like meaty tucker most.

Capricorn Cats Dec 23 - Jan 20

When a Capricorn cat decides that you are 'the cat's whiskers', he means it – forever. Sober and quiet, these pussies often come in camouflage colours – they blend in wherever they are. Should there be more than one cat in the house, however, as the Capricorn cat will want to be the 'top cat'. Stunningly stubborn, don't try giving them inferior food – they'll hang out for what they like.

Aquarian Cats Jan 21 - Feb 19

Aquarian cats are often a bit unusual or even downright eccentric. (I had one that ate tomatoes!). These are the very FRIENDLY pussycats that accost complete strangers for a bit of attention. Usually slim and streamlined, they are not averse to popping in on the neighbour for a snack – they love variety. The expression about curiosity and the cat was written about Aquarians.

Pisces Cats Feb 20 - Mar 20

Pisces cats are sweet, sensitive and loving. Often, they seem to have dreamy blue eyes and these are the sleepiest pussies of them all. Coming as they do, right at the end of the zodiac, they can exhibit all the characteristics of all the other signs – and often do – all in one day.

Aries Cats Mar 21 - Apr 20

These are the pushiest pussies. Loyal and loving they are, but they will still be incredibly self-centred. Arians are the ones with the loudest MEOW of them all. Ram cats, (along with Capricorn cats), will often butt their little heads into you at dinnertime. Brave and endearing, these guys will barge their way into your home and heart.

Taurus Cats Apr 21 - May 21

Luxury-loving Taurean cats will be gentle and affectionate. Taurean cats know their own mind and their own place in this world. They are solid, stable and dependable. They know what they like – the best quality everything, please!

Gemini Cats May 22 - Jun 21

These guys are the most vocal of all the pussycats, because that's what Gemini is all about – communication. They are similar to their counterparts, the Lion – you will hear them when they want to be heard! You'll never feel lonely with a Gemini cat about, they are very sociable. Gemini cats crave company and invite themselves everywhere you are!

Cancer Cats Jun 22 - Jul 23

Cancerian cats come in two kinds: the streamlined, slinky variety, and pudgier pussycats that hang out near the fridge. Both kinds will be loyal and home loving. Their behaviour will change noticeably with the moon. Moonlit walks are right up their alley, so to speak. Like their human counterparts, they have a sense of humour (cat lovers know what I mean). When not being fully appreciated, they tend to be a bit sulky and, well, crabby (exactly like human Crabs). Cancer cats will be very sensitive to your mood. They sense when you need comfort and love. Naturally, their favourite tucker is seafood.